Ahhh

There comes a time in every mans life when he must face up to... an obese jehovas witness preaching the shit out of himself. I was christened only the other day and was handed some life changing religious material. Notable quotes from the booklet include,
'he who does not love, does not know God; for God is love' & this pearler, 'You must not associate with those who call themselves believers in christ but who sin sexually, or are greedy, or worship idols, or abuse others with words, or get drunk, or cheat people. Do not even eat with people like that, these wicked men and women should be expelled from within our midst'
According to this, come the resurrection of the lord almighty and you're all fucked, especially this guy!