oh lordy lordy

I have been thinking of a way to express my hate for the downwards tuck no hander, however, capitalbmx.net have written an amazingly spiteful piece, so go check it out.

Notable quotes include;

'No handers are meant to go UP. Defy gravity; extend those skinny masturbatory wrists to the heavens in hopes that your extension will attract the gaze of an ovulating female and you will someday produce children who wont kill you for being a ‘donkey kong’ no handering sissy.'

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'What about down stair sets?” you might be asking. To that all I have to say is, if you don’t have time to extend them properly, keep your choda massaging palms on the grips. Find a bigger stair set, or get faster in your snap.'

FAIL


EL EXITO


Lastly, the trendy new faggy park no hander version where kids touch there tyre then extend their hands out makes me sick. So does the double tuck, sick sick sick of it all