Consumoween

We have never celebrated Halloween because that is just fucking stupid. It is an ancient gaelic tradition which has been homogenised by American's in their attempt to sell more stuff and confuse everyone's minds by telling them its a holiday in which to celebrate, but what is it?

Well as i said its an Irish tradition by which people celebrate the end of the light half of the year and the transition into the darker half. Apparently as myth goes, this phase is the time that evil spirits can easily pass through, therefore they wear scary outfits and place vegetables on their windows to scare them off.

America has adopted the tradition through a high rate of Irish immigrants, however, why countries like Australia want to involve themselves in such an event is ridiculous.

Although, it is a good chance to throw a jam which about 343 million people do