Alana Minns

So on the weekend some of the guys i ride with came over (well the ones that don't hate me) for shit talking session.



The usual went down; rednuts, method bike co, dicks, pussies, ryan guettler and a mass of Aaron Guse sexy time stories. Apparently, he has a way with words and a sly, some may say sleazy, unsubtle method of getting girls. I disagree. I have figured it out, to be successful you must don a high end fasion v-neck and maintain a stylish haircut. Fit the mould, none of this weird, non-surfer business.