Monday, December 21, 2009

Wendy Martin

So, I have something to tell all. Since late last year my presence at the skatepark has been minimal. On top of this, I have started to branch off in terms of riding buddies. As a result, a certain ratty kid who sometimes rides has taken offence to my newfound path and found it in his persona to try and bring me down to his level. Which consists of;
- Scooter riding (so much so that he is going to America to do shows, what the fuck)
- Whore of a slut of a girlfriend
- Skinny, ratty, buck tooth appearance
- Snide remarks about our filming for Tina, jumping off big stuff as being shit and various other weak street payout attempts.

What im trying to portray in this post is that im sort of dumbfounded that a child with the above attributes is giving me shit. What the hell is going on.


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True professional (note the terrible one BMX shirt)
Posted by Captain Beefheart at 12/21/2009 11:33:00 AM

12 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 21, 2009 at 8:50 PM

    I truley am in shock Micheal
    What the fuck is wrong with you?
    I would never of even thought for a second you would sink to such a low... paying out on someones appearance exspecially someone much younger than you.... isn't that what primary school kids do?
    and you really got to chill out and realise what jokes and talking shit is.

    And Micheal im sorry i enjoy riding both bikes and scooters i didn't think it was a crime to have fun man...

    oh and one more thing, I can put up with your remarks about me, but why call My girlfriend a whore and slut when you don't anything about her?
    Im sorry Micheal but I now have no respect for you.

    Ryan

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  2. AnonymousDecember 21, 2009 at 9:09 PM

    shutup michael you virgin

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  3. AnonymousDecember 21, 2009 at 9:19 PM

    i never said jumping off big stuff was shit i said it isn't fun and it just hurts and you must have got me mixed up with someone else because i didn't pay out on riding street i think riding street is pretty cool just not as fun as park
    and also i am not going to America to do SHOWS... im am going to film for a dvd and have fun whilst doing so...

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  4. Captain BeefheartDecember 21, 2009 at 9:55 PM

    You seem to be so fixated upon having fun that you have become lost in your ways. Im tired of turning up to ride and receiving a barrage of insults from a much younger fellow skatepark user.
    Im sorry maybe i should have left your girlfriend out of it. However, my slut remarks are factually based upon down the line stories. Plus you told me you had anal sex with her and you guys are only... what... 14

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  5. AnonymousDecember 21, 2009 at 10:09 PM

    well you havnt had any sex and you are what.. 20

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  6. Captain BeefheartDecember 21, 2009 at 10:32 PM

    haha. Because you know my every weekend move!
    Hot ding dadddy babyyyy

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  7. AnonymousDecember 22, 2009 at 1:00 AM

    hahahahaha. unchill

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  8. AnonymousDecember 22, 2009 at 1:01 AM

    all the proness has gotten to your head dude

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  9. AnonymousDecember 22, 2009 at 9:23 AM

    you should of just told me that you didn't want me to talk shit to you and i would've stopped.

    Ryan

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  10. AnonymousDecember 22, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    Sunk so low... Didn't think I would hear such childish words and name calling from you Michael.

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  11. DuffyDecember 23, 2009 at 9:48 AM

    Bob Dole just likes to hear Bob Dole talk about Bob Dole.

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  12. Captain BeefheartDecember 23, 2009 at 11:09 AM

    Bob Dole doesnt need this!

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Holla

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