Maya Ford

This woman, of course from the USA, is somehow claiming that her 'love handles' (which should not be sanctioned as a grammatically correct phrase) saved her life after surviving a near fatal shooting.

"Thank God, I'm going to be 36. I could have been dead. They said my love handles saved my life," she said.

"I'd been hollering how I want to lose weight. I don't want to lose weight anymore. I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet."

Haha, people this thick, this stupid are beyond the reach of my brain.

Why doesn't she lose all her weight so she can look like this... Well maybe not that good, but she can try.