Riley Gleeson

My friend, your friend, everyone's friend, Samson Ross, has completed another year of his life and as a small celebration we decided to have a few drinks.



Wait, hold up, before the night started, tragedy struck in the form of concrete to head. Trent O'leary was beat down, probably the workings of god due to his unfaithfulness.



Ok so back to the night. See I told you Sam is everyone's friend, this guy was so friendly he purchased Samson at least 4 drinks. Thanks 'Toddzyyyy' from Dalby.



Somehow, the alcohol penetrated Samson's outer man shell and caused him to let his guard down. Luckily, reinforcements were stationed to clear him out before too much damage was done.